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Welcome to the blog of a sixteen year old Canadian with way too much time on her hands. Please enjoy your stay, and do try not to get lost in the geeky-ness. This blog can occasionally be NSFW, so be warned.






emmaswahne:

petercapalldii:

'peter capaldi is way too old to be the doctor'

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it’s literally impossible to be too old for the doctor

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

roosterteethdump:

Well…

roosterteethdump:

Well…

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

redsushibox:

captn-bucky:

best-of-memes:

Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable

IM SO ANGRY AT THE WATERING CAN OMG

The mop dROVE ME CRAZY!

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Sometimes there is no happy choice, ….. only one less grievous than the others"

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Sometimes there is no happy choice, ….. only one less grievous than the others"

hawkbishop:

everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:

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Take A Deep Break You Fucking Fucks: A Summary

silentdimension:

#you’re so married